The Animals Are Acting Strange

By A. Gerber & P. Wiggins I woke up this morning Rooster pecking on my head Said he was king of the coop By sundown I'd be dead. I said "Rooster don't fight it It's just better when you crow." He said "I finally kicked the habit I wanted you to be the first to know." Well I don't mean to alarm But I can't deny the change Down here on the farm The animals are acting strange The animals are acting strange I stumbled outside Was the middle of the night The cows were playing horseshoes And the pigs were all in flight. Please Mr. president Deploy the National Guard . Something nasty's goin' on here Right here in my barnyard Well I don't mean to alarm But I can't deny the change Down here on the farm The animals are acting strange The animals are acting strange My best friend,the dog ,said It's too late for old tricks I got to bring a new game To jump into the mix . I looked into the mirror Came face to face With the craziest critter In this whole damn place . He struts on two legs, Serenades the moon But he'd kill his own brother For another silver spoon. Well I don't mean to alarm But I can't deny the change Down here on the farm The animals are acting strange The animals are acting strange Down here on the farm The animals are acting strange .